Im singing Broadway and I love it!
Im singing Broadway and Im proud!
You can keep your Springsteen.
Shove your Chaka.
I really dont care for that kind of kaka.
Ethel, Liza, Chita, thats my crowd, my crowd!
Yes-sah, Im singing Broadway and its heaven!
Cause "Heaven" is a song from a Broadway show!
Ah, just give me a part thats got laughter and tears
and Ill beat it like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years!
Ah, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway! Brrrrrravo!
Ahhh, who needs a girl whos got flourescent hair,
or an ugly boy singing off key?
Give me a broad whos got tits out to there,
belching it out to the balcony!
AhhhAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yes, sir! Im singing Broadway and its heaven!
Ill be singing Broadway, yes, til I die!
Just tell me what could be better
than shaking your buns
in front of a chorus
of thirty-five nuns?
Ill climb every mountain
and ford every river I see.
A Lady and her muszack,
Ha-thats ha-me! Yeah!
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